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granny driving

The Awful Poet

Swerved to the left drifting to the right

Her head popping above the dashboard like a turtle

White hair glistens with over-sized shades, she owns the road without purpose.

Bygone era befuddled with gas and steel,Victorian in nature and elegant decorum.

Somewhere in Florida our elderly roam.

Grannies and Grandpas on a jaunt, reckless symphony's behind the wheel. Pass without anger and contempt we will be next.

I peddle faster and pursue her dignity.

Passing on the right, thanking her for the cookies. Bye,bye Grandma.

The Awful Poet has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of The Awful's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of The Awful's latest works:

granny driving

Submitted Jun 19th 2010, 13:04

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Submitted Jun 17th 2010, 13:12

Pot Hole

Submitted Jun 17th 2010, 13:08