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got my wish

amery weaver

I use to be tall and thin
but that was way back then
I must have not liked to look like that
because now I am short and fat

amery weaver has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of amery's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of amery's latest works:

unbelievable

Submitted May 19th 2009, 12:51

false me

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 10:34

just because

Submitted Oct 29th 2008, 12:07