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Poem 873

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gettin' the willies

Emily Reeve

It's been awhile since I've thought about writing
I've been so busy with work and reading and life
Then I come back to it only to discover that someone
with an overactive and
possibly unhealthy imagination
is writing poems about me
about my right tit and a
statue at the National Gallery

kinda gives me the willies

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22