Very Bad Archive
four haikus
Emily Reeve
I.
You want a threesome?
You don't have a large enough
bed and I won't share.
II.
I am a hero.
I am strong, smart, and can fly.
I'm perfect; love me.
III.
I farted one time.
I hoped you didn't hear it.
It turned you on, though.
IV.
Rabbits can run fast,
and they think they're such tough guys,
but foxes can too.
Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works: