Very Bad Poetry

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flirt me up over a cup of coffee, not on skype

Elle Paso

who in their right mind is turned on by technology?

not me.

no picture message.
no sexy text.
no dirty porn vid on the internet.

who in their right mind is
turned on by technology?

my boyfriend.

yes picture message.
yes sexy text.
yes dirty porn vid on the internet.

Elle Paso has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Elle's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Elle's latest works:

flirt me up over a cup of coffee, not on skype

Submitted Jan 30th 2011, 08:23

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Submitted Jan 30th 2011, 08:20