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fishing Haiku two

sheila gasquet

first net hauled in bassboat, slimy!
Nets are no fun , called to supper.
fun you wait, old snapping turtle
slim pickings, Chuck was here first
that old bastard uses dynamite
should go back to a pole , why?

sheila gasquet has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of sheila's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of sheila's latest works:

"My Bad", bugaboo

Submitted Apr 28th 2010, 13:14

this poem stinks

Submitted Feb 24th 2010, 22:25

I Have a Rash

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 23:25