Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 1999

Very Bad Archive

fine...so fine

matthew arens

O how fine
how fine it is to love a feline

fur so soft
flexible to boot

like one of nicole richies swim suits

o kityy how the stars shine bright when its just you and me watching twilight

standing on the roof tops not having a care stroking my arms through your greasy hair

man we make a great pair
doesnt mind my wee wee isnt too fair.

bumpy and rigorous is how its done.
you aint got nothin on my sex skills son

matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works:

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38