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fine

Jake Hutchings

“I am fine. Just fine” –
That deceiving phrase I chime –
Used to state the opposite of its definition.
Used to remove an outsider’s hidden suspicions
Remain unknown; my actual condition,
Let me politely imply, that one shouldn’t pry,
By telling you; I am just fine.

Jake Hutchings has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jake's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jake's latest works:

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Submitted Dec 9th 2009, 18:49

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Submitted Aug 11th 2009, 11:53

Fine

Submitted Jan 11th 2009, 09:22