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fattypants

Megan Connelly

I sit here eating cookies
in my jeans that are two sizes too tight
I unbutton the top button because they are two sizes too tight
I inhale quickly and chuckle loudly
and enjoy the cookie with my unbuttoned jeans, which are two sizes too tight.
So, I’ll lose these pants, and sit here in my drawers
No longer bothered by my jeans, that are two sizes too tight.

Megan Connelly has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Megan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Megan's latest works:

fattypants

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:15

Mizz Thang

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:15