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everythingyousay

evelyn t.


Everything You Say
Should Be Capitalized
EXCEPT WHEN YOU ARE
IN CAPS LOCK MOOD:
mad!
and categoric.
but when you come thoughtful...
(all subtle)
glad as when a-singing,
i feel like i should type down everything you say,
ignoringspacesnottomissoneword,
and makign sure not to misspll the three sweetest words
which come along in such moments
of Love,
who should carry a fancy letter as well.
when you speak like that,
it's time to hold down the shift key, for
Everything You Say
Should Be Capitalized.

evelyn t. has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of evelyn's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of evelyn's latest works:

everythingyousay

Submitted Feb 3rd 2009, 14:24