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Poem 168

Very Bad Archive

ever nending boary

Honey I's Home

In his his sleep he
slurps up bodily.
And
preciously,
such fluids
as are for hurling
against the odds. All of them.
And checks out just
in time for the
Big Gulp.

Honey I's Home has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Honey I's's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Honey I's's latest works:

Sad Reviews

Submitted Nov 29th 2008, 09:30

Happy F'n Birthday

Submitted Nov 29th 2008, 09:05

I Got Your Title Hangin'

Submitted Jun 30th 2008, 08:29