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dream

D Curtis

i took out my wallet
to show him
that i couldn’t pay him

inside my wallet I had
a one dollar bill
a five dollar bill
and two chicken fingers

i took the chicken fingers
out of my wallet

they were chunky
and frozen

i ate them both

later i looked down
only to discover
that i wasn’t wearing pants

D Curtis has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of D's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of D's latest works:

dream

Submitted Dec 15th 2008, 23:04