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Poem 965

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Robb Todd

you see
everything
and nothing

something

everywhere
nowhere

i swear

do you dare?
do you care?
are you fair?
are you fare?

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the depths
of sorrow
deep deep deep deep
so deep
really deep

sadness

really realy deep sadness

a pair
of bears
eating pears
from the stairs
they feel our stares

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ray of light, joy
new toy
like a winter rain
and the leaves falling
in spring

hate small animals
and old ladies

cough
sneeze
burp
fart

shovecratedovematelovehate

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Robb Todd has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robb's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robb's latest works:

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Submitted Sep 9th 2008, 19:35