Very Bad Archive
crack monkeys
matthew arens
oh, my god
what have i done today
i spiked all of the towns bannanas with crack
and the town fell into dissaray
cuz the crack monkeys are on parade
poo flys through the air and banana marmalade is made
cuz the crack monkeys broke out of thier cage
this monkey carnage made the front page!
what have i done, what have i started, monkeys took my wallet, then sat on my face and farted
monkeys attacked me, and ripped my clothes to rags
but it was also funny cuz the monkeys where dressed up like old hags
and where holding banana filled shopping bags
matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works: