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crack monkeys

matthew arens

oh, my god
what have i done today

i spiked all of the towns bannanas with crack

and the town fell into dissaray
cuz the crack monkeys are on parade

poo flys through the air and banana marmalade is made
cuz the crack monkeys broke out of thier cage
this monkey carnage made the front page!

what have i done, what have i started, monkeys took my wallet, then sat on my face and farted

monkeys attacked me, and ripped my clothes to rags

but it was also funny cuz the monkeys where dressed up like old hags

and where holding banana filled shopping bags

matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works:

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38