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Alan palczewski

cookies i want
cookies i love
cookies are the greatest
thing in the world
they sit there on the shelf
mocking me until i melt
i want them so badly
it feels like i will melt
i cant continue to stand
as if the my legs were sand
put me on the edge of a cliff push me off if i say that i quit

Alan palczewski has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Alan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Alan's latest works:

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Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 07:52