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matthew arens

im sad, distraught, and was born with a tiny dick

my daddy dosent love me, all he does is hit

my only escape is licking brittany's tit
and at pizza hut im pretty big shit
also, luckily my peoms are a big hit

chad, im gonna make you hurt, for taking away from all my wrestling work

your such a glory hog and you make me mad.
im gonna hit you, just like dad

alex, we are not friends, thats the way it has to be
if my life will be spent with a kitty
because i dont have any other ooptions, jenna doesnt love me...

matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works:

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38