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cheater cheater
Amanda Olszowka
Cheater cheater cantelope eater
you eat cantelope in the corner as you cheat on me… with it.
I loved you more than anything in the world in the produce section
your juicy, round self
We’d hang out for days until you’d start to rot
that’s when i’d take you back and get you fixed up so you didn’t reek
I still loved you when you reeked
I just wanted you to feel confident in yourself
But now you sit there in the corner
Eating that cantelope
I hate you now because you left me
Cantelope is not going take care of you like I did, honey dew
I hate you
Sincerely, Apple
Amanda Olszowka has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Amanda's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Amanda's latest works: