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chain mail experience

Jackson Jackson

It is my experience
That handmade chainmail is
Simply more effective than storebought
This is because chainmail is handmade with love
And love protects u from badguys

Jackson Jackson has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jackson's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jackson's latest works:

Bring It

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 01:01

Try to Eat Something

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:59

Very Fast

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:58