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celery

Luke Davey

i like celery
stick it up my nose

celery on celery
put it in yer mouth

for dinner?
or lunches

breakfast not included
(too dangerous)

whats the matter with the clock, mr.wolf

time is a bedsheet my skin is alphabet spaghettio

leave the towel out to dry
dry as a dessert bomb

dream of celery all day long
wear it round my neck

use it as a tie
to tie-dee my room

whats the use of a guitar made of bread, when u aint even got butter to go with it

my penis dribbless hyroglyphs of unrequited love

suck my sadness like roses on a wet tongue

sloppy kisses thread wishes
and wash dirty dishes

my fingers are bone stuck like an animal statue

the chandeliers play devils advocate by demanding poetry from the sun...

....AT NIGHT.

Luke Davey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Luke's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Luke's latest works:

celery

Submitted Nov 13th 2009, 06:54

Terry the tosser

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 13:29

meat feast

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 13:05