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Poem 1454

Very Bad Archive

breakfast

The Amazing Jimmy

making breakfast
death arrives
as a stuck muffin
in the toaster

The Amazing Jimmy has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of The Amazing's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of The Amazing's latest works:

runway walker

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 13:23

breakfast

Submitted Feb 18th 2009, 07:12

clipperships

Submitted Feb 12th 2009, 13:41