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big mr bank man

Peter Gullerud

mr bankman
stopping me from buying gas
oh mean mr. citi bank man
big tough citi slicker bank man
big asshole citi slicker strut your stuff citi bank man
stops me from buying gas
just becauase the poor artist
has some red marks on his credit report
even though the poor miserable artist only owes 76 gas $210
big mean asshole citi slicker bully 76 oil drenched bank man
even though the poor miserable picked on artist pays his $15 minimum due every month on time
big mr bank man
i hope i never file for bankrupcy
like you already have for your soul
big mean mr soulless asshole stinky suit and tie yacht-owning mistress cheating worse than enron wow i'd hate to be your mother bank man

you are not a man at all

Peter Gullerud has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Peter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Peter's latest works:

First Day of Autumn

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 09:26

The Last Time I Visited a Bar

Submitted Aug 29th 2009, 12:30

big mr bank man

Submitted Jun 30th 2009, 13:22