Very Bad Poetry

i can't tell you much, friends
but i can tell you this:
next time you go walking alone,
be careful for that foggy must

they'll jump out and holler!
they'll catch you and you'll cry!
when they bring you back to their chamber,
they'll eat you while you're still alive

these people that i speak of,
or monsters shall i say,
are very scared of lightning,
but even more, the light of day

so next time you go walking
upon that misty street,
turn back before it's too late
or you might as well be dead meat

Claudia Skipper has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Claudia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Claudia's latest works: