Very Bad Poetry

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mark zucker

make a face and pose for the lizard. the lizard bites u.
he defacates reality into the meaningless morass.
then he purchases a usa today
and fails to complete the crossword puzzle.
life has become a burrito.
and we are the napkins.
the absorbent sponges of dark matter.
lets bow down and kiss the cosmic ass of creativity.

mark zucker has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of mark's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of mark's latest works:

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Submitted Nov 5th 2010, 13:40