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alex wolodzko

the mailman is such a bad guy
every day he walks under the blue sky
he gives me the wrong letters every day
really i think that he should pay
i always say "hi" just to be nice
to get a response is like rolling the dice
this guy is like really mean
yesterday, he spit on my car, which was clean
not only does he smell really awful
sometimes i wonder if he ate a moldy waffle
every day i watch my clocks
to see if he'll put cheese in my mail box
some days he kicks my gnome
but all i'll do is stay in my home
in the birdbath he'll wash his face
doesn't he know that he's a disgrace?
he makes me mad
and i try to stay glad
someday, i'll report him, i swear!
but, for now, this poem i will share

alex wolodzko has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of alex's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of alex's latest works:

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Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 08:07

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Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 08:06