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bad lad dad part2 poem born 31 8 09

david forster

"I knew I'd see you dnow easy street" said the telaphone box.
As he was being kicked to death by profit.
I still remember the phone box laughing, because it was profit that was bleeding!
dad

david forster has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of david's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of david's latest works:

bad lad dad part2 poem born 31 8 09

Submitted Aug 30th 2009, 21:33

4 my bro 1000 miles away in a coma

Submitted Aug 30th 2009, 18:29