Very Bad Archive
bad day
wildhoney 04
you know you've had a bad day when.....
the cops pull you over at a quarter past 3
for a stupid brealizer and you say,"no liquor in me!"
but that tasty little cherry ripe you ate
has now got ya in trouble with the state
so you try to run before you get done
but you still end up trying to get bail off ya mum
when you get home your dogs been run over
you got no license so your mums ya chauffeur
"can life get any worse?" you ask yourself,
then off you go to juvy for some professional help
"maybe it'll be better tomorrow"
you wonder in your sorrow
as the cat chomps on your favorite pet bird
and the bikies pull up on the front lawn in a herd....
wildhoney 04 has published another poem since joining on 20/6/08. Read more of wildhoney's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of wildhoney's latest works: