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an old man in a banana hat
matthew arens
though i live with the contrite
i go home and pull at my pecker with all my might
though there is shaking and rocking of my bed. my dad still hits me upside the head.
while his belt whips and cracks.as though my life should be spent selling smack.
i like to eat pie and cookies too. even though i got fired from the zoo for not being mature and throwing my poo.
matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works: