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amy

eugenio furio

the rice you cooked for my exams was nice
but your kisses were drier than my champagne
(and after 10 years) i still have not digested our last supper
a steak at Tio Pepe
on a Friday night
i haven't even digested the tears--all mine--that watered down my lame shiraz
the wine drowned faster than my sorrow

eugenio furio has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of eugenio's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of eugenio's latest works:

that's true: what can i do?

Submitted Mar 12th 2009, 03:02

without words

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 20:24

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 01:08