Very Bad Archive
a smack upside the head
Emily Reeve
Your dad will
Your step-mom will
most of your friends and coworkers will
You'd be lucky if that's all
My friends did
My mother, my father, my aunt, my cousin...
Everyone else realizes that you'd be making a huge mistake.
I think you realize the risk you're taking.
Besides, do you really want to see me date your best friend out of spite?
Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works: