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a really bad sonnet

Tyler Graham

It is almost the end of the damn day
I went to get ready for surprise dinner
It is near the end of this great month of May.
Were we really having liver?

Sometime I would like to have fried chicken
I have a nice big house in the hills of Pennsylvania
Maybe we can go cow tippin’
I used to work for the company of Sylvania

Liver isn’t my favorite and I don’t like it
It is also time to go to the community pool
School is almost out and I am trying to fight it
Jump in the water and act like a fool

Now it is the end of this hot May day.
Now I have to go to bed because my eyes are shut.

Tyler Graham has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Tyler's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Tyler's latest works:

a really bad sonnet

Submitted May 5th 2009, 05:53

My dog eats anything

Submitted May 1st 2009, 06:19