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Poem 2711

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a night of nothingness

a sickly substance

it started with a downer...

then to driving and cherry cherry icee
to 99 cents of gooey caramel and apple
thank you one dollar treats

where to now? who cares?
we have our beats and whispering
sometimes shouting in excitement windows

hey! look! A 24 hour chain coffe joint!
one that's name resembles a marriage
of a galactic ball of gas and the informal slang of 100 copper pennies

enter maya
nightshifter and maker of drinks
your humor and discussion, how lovely!
possibly broken into douchebag!
(does his breathe smell shower fresh?!?)
wyclef pres of haiti!
monkey children!
it's a prostetic leg!?
oh maya, did we just become...
besties?

next the restroom
oh dyson, what magical handryer
your creations make me feel
complete

of evening and early morn of nothing,
you really were
quite

something

a sickly substance has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of a sickly's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of a sickly's latest works:

a night of nothingness

Submitted Aug 6th 2010, 23:41