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a hangover haiku

Rylie DeGarmo

hangovers make me
lose weight, hangovers equal
beautiful body

Rylie DeGarmo has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Rylie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Rylie's latest works:

a hangover haiku

Submitted Feb 8th 2011, 18:45