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a' clear expression of mixed feelings

shaun hull

...
well auden and muldoon might differ
o’er a pint on me or two
well we then do we not talk about
lillyfield arguments of yore

well no matter than a monty
shall make it a knot bigot
we sat back and laughed all morn
cackling to benny hill background

I thought that three-stooge epicenters ode
was much a crap through a goose
i think george c scotch said that one time or another

get it straight man!
Ply yer trade to somelse
!how dare’th thee

speech to me in that’such fashion
I don’t care
Well nether do you
That’s what I just said
It’s always about you
In’t it?

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shaun hull has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of shaun's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of shaun's latest works:

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Submitted Jun 18th 2010, 21:13

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Submitted Jun 18th 2010, 20:58