Very Bad Poetry

The big office bulding
for Bobbies total weight loss cilinc.
Was the scene of some investigation.
By investigative reporter
Isasheed U. Nott and her award winning crew.

:mental scene change:

82 second floor, offices,
Bobbies place.
Cops and their award winning news team.
Go through the motions of strong arming each other.
To get through the doors first.
The prim lady behind the desk.
She calmly watch the acrobats untangle themselves
from the floor.
A cop; we have a warrant for your arrest Miss Bobbie.
Officer,
I am only the attendant.
Her office is through the double doors on your right.
Through the passage way and a second set of double doors.
And hustle they do like a mini-mob after a coup.
Pushing their way through the second set of doors.
When a few where confronted about what to do about gravity.
Miss Isasheed Nott screamed
are you filming this.
As her camera man, cop and crew fell from view.
In to the loading hopper of the meat rendering plant and grinding gears then in to their specfic dog food cans
Miss Isasheed Nott joined them to shortly after turning from the double doors.
And finding the floor of the passage way gone to.

The prim lady,
(sinister chuckle)
You all have recieved the guaranteed total weight loss.
rlh
PART 1

Note: anyone up for part two?

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: