Very Bad Poetry

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Anonymous Thomas

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P.S I'm not just saying this
to get this poem published.
I mean it. This is like
the YouTube of very bad
poetry.
Wow, the P.S is much
longer than the actual
poem! I should be ashamed.
But I'm not. I'm proud to
be a bad poet, because I'm
not expected to do as much.
Just like cats.
Just like cats.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50