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The Chicken Or The Egg?

Charles Hice

The Chicken Or The Egg?

The Chicken Came First

Which came first the chicken or the egg was a question of preponderance. A question of the ages. I have ascertained all the answers to his quest. I have never seen an egg magically appear or a chicken materialize from the thin air. I have seen an egg and from the place it comes from it is not a task for the faint of hearted person. The GOOD Lord has made all his living things to breed and it takes two things a male and then a female please to make most anything that breathes. The Chicken is not no exception no it breeds and then the egg is such a marvelous machine and layered in love it seems to me to be a miracle of birth to be a most very loving thing. Please have sense enough to have a chicken in the yard to have a rooster too too have them both if ewe want eggs if ewe want love to blossom forth.

Charles Hice has published another poem since joining on 7/7/08. Read more of Charles's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Charles's latest works:

The Chicken Or The Egg?

Submitted Oct 12th 2008, 15:30

Ergo for Lunch

Submitted Jul 7th 2008, 13:52