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I gown home,,,, alvin lee,, womm,, babe,,, gave me a rush>

Robert Hawkins

Babe all, ???
Babne,,,circumstancess,,well duh?
Babe local athorties,, des un para sylebabble slang given contrience.
Yankees,, damn spellin?
Really?
Like????
I would give a damn?
You such a rush?
Babe,,, I ain't shore seen.
Any yankee pussy..
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bobby
,, you damn right sho-nuff.
Note; this you big ass bitch who neva lov my danm good-locking ,,, looking as well.
I Scream,,,, Bull Shark!!!
Bull Shark,,, Bull Shark!!!!
SHARK FEAST.
Do use,, heart-felt?
Michelle?
As bait?
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bobby
,,,
note,,, well sorry,, damn babe,,, well,, you just in the way.
Damn fat-ass.
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kiss,,, here * for your effect,, yankee and all,, bitch.
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love bobby.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51