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Hey Mel

Jerry Charles

Hey Mel, whadda ya smokin'?
are ya smokin' a piece of chalk ?

yeah, I'm smokin' a piece of chalk !

Hey Mel, whadda ya smokin'?

are ya smokin' a piece of dogshit ?

yeah, I'm smokin' a piece of dogshit !

Jerry Charles has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jerry's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jerry's latest works:

Lester Mouse

Submitted Oct 10th 2008, 06:13

Repuderast Campaign

Submitted Oct 7th 2008, 10:05

Amphetamine Crabs

Submitted Sep 5th 2008, 06:07