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Hamlet upgraded

swagat sen



2 B or not 2 B
ie da ? innit ?

nobler 2 suffer
in da mind da
potshots
of outRAGEus fortune

or - option 2 -take arms
vs a C of trbls
& by opposing
END’em !!!

2 dye , by slep end
da hART-ache
da 1000 organic shoks
da flesh is heir 2-wtf !!!

tis a consume-a-shun
devou2ly 2b wished !

2 die 2 slep
perchance to dream
dere’s da rub

for in dat slep death
wut drems may come,
slippin off dis mortal coil
must giv us pause !1! lol

da pangs uv love,
da law’s de-lay
insolent Office 2007
da patient out-takes

who’d grunt out a wary life
but for da Dread, ya,
sumthin after death

dat unfound country
from whos Bourne
no traveler re-turns

with conscience we’re cowards

resolution’s deep hues
become pale shades of thot

currents turn awry
& loose da NAME uv action

swagat sen has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of swagat's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of swagat's latest works:

Hamlet upgraded

Submitted Nov 26th 2007, 12:04