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DECEMBER 1,

Matt Jasper



Lower-back pain began again today.
My one true love
is gone.
I masturbate gloomily near a pile of worthless lottery tickets.
I have started to drink.
I would end it all;
however,
I have purchased a book on extraterrestrials.
They will bring joy soon.



Matt Jasper has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Matt's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Matt's latest works:

DECEMBER 1,

Submitted Oct 24th 2009, 01:54

Straight Outta Chester

Submitted Sep 12th 2009, 06:42

On Encountering a Terrestrial Flatworm

Submitted Sep 12th 2009, 06:27