Very Bad Archive
DECEMBER 1,
Matt Jasper
Lower-back pain began again today.
My one true love
is gone.
I masturbate gloomily near a pile of worthless lottery tickets.
I have started to drink.
I would end it all;
however,
I have purchased a book on extraterrestrials.
They will bring joy soon.
Matt Jasper has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Matt's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Matt's latest works: