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Poem 930

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Attitude Problem

Michael Dark

Alone I sit
My nose I pick
I use a stick
It's not a trick

Ice cream I lick
Till I get sick
my spit is thick
shaving I nick

not with a chick
I'm not a hick
But what I have
Is a great big
attitude problem

Michael Dark has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Attitude Problem

Submitted Aug 21st 2008, 21:53

Brain Spasm

Submitted Aug 9th 2008, 21:43