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Poem 306

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Robert Hawkins

Ascomycin and Excenne won't show in prescription form.
Not in our lifetimes anyway.
Just two drugs,
But would rend mankind.
Effectively destroying any hope.
Of elvolving man.

Excenne would act like Teflon on blood veins and cellar walls.
Making the heart so efficent as to eleliminate heart disease.
You would be amazed in what Excenne could do in the lungs.
Smoke anything you want for nothing can accumulate.
What you would breathe in will go out a different way.
No longer need heart, lung machines.
Only trouble is Excenne can't be produced synthitacally.
Those three chain molocules still elude us.

Ascomycin is still esoteric.
Can we do away with the ageing process.
Only to have all die from starvation?
Or someother geriatric diease.
But if everyone lived three hundred years.
Where would all the extra people go?

Exceene, Ascomycin one a protein the other a enzyme.
From which we succumb or and die.
Or leave it for better man.
So I ask you.
What will our legacy be?
rlh

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51