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Morten Bergfall

In a field,
strapped to my keel,
no no no no
I mutter...

Drown no good,
make the little fishes my posse,
my gills in the hood.

Flounders astound,
Macarena all around...

Lithe fishes with gills,
oh what thrills!

Morten Bergfall has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 2/2/11. Read more of Morten's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Morten's latest works:

Post-He-She-It....is

Submitted Apr 27th 2011, 13:50

Fling on a Spring

Submitted Apr 27th 2011, 13:40

Fling on a Spring

Submitted Apr 27th 2011, 13:40