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Your Tarts are Green, Mine are Ruby
Ace Kale
I like to eat under the sheets.
And no one sees how I like to eat the canned .99 cent peas. You got some on sale when you bought me my betta.
You're funny Bugs Bunnina!
I like to bowl, and throw it down real hard, cause I got big hard nards!
It's true-wanna see?...I'll pull my drawers down
and out will pop Mr. hee hee flea.
When it's dark, and the cats sound like Granny does when she passes a stone, I like to dream of the tarts you make.
Real sweet and glossy!
Yummy, yummy, yumaria baby!
Yours are green cause the sprinkles got too old
At the back of the cabinet.
I don't know why mine are Ruby, probably cause the coupon I found at the back of the bus that smells like pee got me some for free!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works: