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Your Musical Taste is Vastly Inferior to My Musical Taste

Yoshi Squishee

Sometimes it takes all of my strength
Not to push your blonde head through the windshield
Of the car because you are pushing buttons
On my radio and passing by epic gnarly tunes
Such as: Start it Up and Sister Christian
In favor of your dumb choices such as:
Anything by Shania Twain
I fucking hate Shania Twain
I’m just saying

Yoshi Squishee has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Yoshi's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Yoshi's latest works:

Angel

Submitted Nov 5th 2009, 04:30

Your Musical Taste is Vastly Inferior to My Musical Taste

Submitted Oct 29th 2009, 11:18

Munchkins

Submitted Oct 29th 2009, 11:06