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Your Ass-ymtote

Martha Faldo

Like an
asymptote
infinitely increasing,
we’re nearing intersextion
at a discrete point on your parabola.
Let me lie tangent
and derive you.
I want to solve for x.
I know y,
I’m in
love,
but you present a problem.
I rack my brain for an answer—
like an
ass-ymtote,
approaching touching.

Martha Faldo has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Martha's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Martha's latest works:

Middle School <3

Submitted Mar 16th 2011, 17:15

Your Ass-ymtote

Submitted Mar 16th 2011, 17:13