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You and Yours

Michael Michaels

Are you in your special place again?

Safe it is, when you keep it within

For flashing clerks, a new fat brain

you couldn't wait for orgasm to begin

Is the grass really greener over there?

with low tolerance for your irrascibly unmitigated spleen

Fly to the moon and whatever's there

you could be Queen.

Please learn to be happy in your own skin

oh that too sullied flesh

You tried to get out when I tried to get in

I integrated the flux, and thus refined the mesh

Michael Michaels has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Not Really

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:16

You and Yours

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:13

You Brought it on Yourself

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:04