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You People are Fun!

Ellie whitaker

My friend Kate is horrified
that I'm writing bad poetry on PURPOSE.
She said it will detract
from the fact that I'm a real poet and no-one will take me
seriously.
Isn't that why I'm doing this?
There is too much serious and not enough fun and I don't give a flying.. fig..
about serious..
The world needs bad poetry
Thank You!

Ellie whitaker has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ellie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ellie's latest works:

You People are Fun!

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 13:40

What?

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 14:12

January Blues

Submitted Jan 13th 2009, 13:32