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Poem 1142

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You GO Girl

OLuvs Adderrall

Clack-clack-clack.
Red heels on wet streets.

Swish, squeak, squish
Red mesh panties rubbing her cheeks.

Acrylic gold talons scratch nappiness under a blond-bumped weave.

Now, strut the Ghetto Prommenade. For you must no longer roam.

Cry not, drunk ho, that the night is over.

You GO Girl.
Go HOME.

OLuvs Adderrall has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of OLuvs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of OLuvs's latest works:

Being Fat Sucks

Submitted Apr 2nd 2011, 06:39

Pork Eats Grass

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:59

Vintage Crap

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:41