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You Can't Be Sad When You Have Macaroons

Graph Desino

I lay my head against the wall
My body splayed in a disheveled sprawl
Weakened heart burning in my chest
And mind unwilling to take a rest.

Contemplating painful things
Break-ups and disturbing dreams
With each moment, sinking lower
Praying it will soon be over.

After minutes of this, I decide to take charge
-Just a bit of dessert won’t make me large!
And perhaps, the sugar will serve to improve
My insufferable, angsty teenage mood.

I stand shakily and rub my eyes
In the kitchen, my sweet surprise.
Chocolate and coconut on demand
Indulgence no hormones can withstand.

Caloric bliss numbs my pain
(A long – term loss and short – term gain.)
But, alas, not doom nor gloom
Can outlast a macaroon.

Graph Desino has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Graph's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Graph's latest works:

You Can't Be Sad When You Have Macaroons

Submitted Feb 12th 2009, 15:50

Ode to My Tuxedo Cat

Submitted Feb 12th 2009, 15:48

How Could You?

Submitted Feb 12th 2009, 15:47